First of all, If you came to read this post, you have no right to judge me for writing it….
Lets get that clear first ( smiles)..
But anywho….
Every morning I wake up with Robert Pattinson on my mind. I try to imagine what he is doing, what he is thinking. It’s sometimes funny the things that run through the mind. I usually try to stop myself from putting Robert Pattinson on a pedestal, and imagine him as human as possible.
This morning as I was peeing….yea that’s right peeing. I imagined Robert Pattinson standing over his toilet or loo taking a pee. Wondering to my naughty self, how long his wang is in the morning time. And being the introvert that he is, I wonder,what are his flaws really. Does Robert Pattinson ever masturbate? Has he spent much time on the internet watching porn? Those are the questions that ran through my mind this morning. I don’t know why they just did. I wasn’t thinking about anything sexual really, but when I think of Robert Pattinson, everything becomes sexual anyway, so there you have it, …
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