Archive for the 'Dear Robert Pattinson' Category

Not sure If I’m Robsten anymore….

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Dear Robert Pattinson, I use to love Kristen Steward and I so much wanted you and her to be together, but lately I am feeling kinda distant from Kristen Steward.
I understand she is channeling Joan Jett right now and that she is not happy about all the paps and the rumors and such, [...]

I’m dreaming and don’t you dare wake me.

Saturday, July 25th, 2009

Recently I tried to wing myself off of my robsession. I took a robacation, went on a robfast, a few rob-blue pills, had some rob-wine and even took a patti-nap, but nothing seems to curb my appetite for Robert Pattinson.
Then as hard as I try to get off my rob-crack, I end [...]