* Inside Robert Pattinson’s Head *
July 1st, 2009 at 11:57 amO.K. here are a few captions I came up with for some of the more resent pictures of Robert Pattinson from the “Remember Me” film set.
Just humor ya’ll don’t get your panties in a knot over it.
Hey Little girl, you know I ready do hate kids, so don’t expect me to catch your little a** if you fall.
I am so tired of looking at this b*tch, ah, I mean woman, everyday. Be glad when this movie shoot is over. Note to self… Get back to Kris and a real ass to view.
You a**wipes never quit do you. Do you losers even have a life, outside of watching me, and taking my mugshot every f*cking second.
Without me your life would be boring as hell wouldn’t it. Yea, I know it.
I’m a real cool motherf*cker, ah, I mean man, I have to be to put up with this crowd all day.
I’m to sexy.. right, I’m too sexy for my button crotch jeans, I’m too sexy for this T-shirt… right….you better know it b-yotches. Eat me like eye candy…reeee-al slow… and die happy,… to-day.
